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I wanna have a perfect body but food calls me like the ocean calls moana
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I used to be cool now I just argue with a miniature version of myself
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I used to be cool now I just argue with a miniature version of my husband
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I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers
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I pretend coffee helps but I'm still an asshole
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I pretend caffeine helps but I'm still an asshole
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I may look like a potato now but one day I'll turn into fries..
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Homebody Club
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I think I'm worth every headache I give
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Good moms say bad words
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God is still writing your story
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Never underestimate a woman fueled by prayer
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Find me under the palms
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Expensive difficult and talks back
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Errybody in the pool gettin' tipsy
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Don't forget to hydrate & mind your business today
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